zeldathemes
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Just read the fucking about and be prepared for a lot of pokemon, disney, and ria's selfies
No Running in the Lobby
collegehumor:

TIGER STYLE ain’t nuttin to fuck with. wutangclan
8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style

collegehumor:

TIGER STYLE ain’t nuttin to fuck with. wutangclan

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

bishiesparkleflash:

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

horse.rar

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

Enough


I’m.

Have y’all seen this

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

Enough

I’m.

Have y’all seen this

fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

scowlofjustice:

I decided to do a Megamind version of this meme

stkreuz:

stkreuz:

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